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Jennifer Celotta Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Learn Your Rules, Nursery Rhymes
“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: Goodbye, Toby
Tagged: Cheating, Don't Cheat
“I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Frame Toby
Tagged: Tried, Friend, Simile Examples, evil snail, Scream 2, Neve Campbell, Lessons, Movies
“Bros before ho**. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho*. And you told her she was the only ho* for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho* no mo.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: A Benihana Christmas
Tagged: Bros before hoes, Code, heart, Love
“Well, it's love at first sight. Actually, it was... No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: Goodbye, Toby
Tagged: Love, first sight, voice, Ears
“About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Beach Games
Tagged: Sick, Symptoms, Concerned, Sick Day
“I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Beach Games
Tagged: beautiful memory, Staff, New York, suck
“If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus...Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Beach Games
Tagged: back of the bus, front of the bus, drive the bus, racist
“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Reason, Matter, whatsover, Nonsensical
“I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Grief Counseling
Tagged: don't understand, Honor, martin luther king, Work
“Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2: Drug Testing
Tagged: doing alcohol, Drug, cool, Drinking, Alcohol
“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.”
— Jennifer Celotta, The Office, Season 3: Grief Counseling
Tagged: Society, Feelings, Bad, Wrong, Grief, good grief, Charlie Brown
“Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Sentence, Going, Hope, Start, lost
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